Rick and Morty
I'm watching through the series, and just going to write down my personal ratings and thoughts for each episode
S1:E1
| Season | Episode | Title | Rating (out of 5) | Notes |
| 1 | 1 | Pilot | 5 | The start of it all, a must watch. Perfect pacing, love the cold open and "They're robots Morty!" |
| 1 | 2 | Lawnmower Dog | 4 | I enjoy the inception knock off storyline the most, the bit where they're deep inside the dreams having to remind themselves of the plot is too perfect. |
| 1 | 3 | Anatomy Park | 4 | The image of a gigantic dead old man being exploded above the US is amazing, plus Jerry's dad jumping in the closet with a superman costume is perfect. "Would you like to ride the bone train?" |
| 1 | 4 | M. Night Shaym-Aliens! | 4 | I love trying to figure out when Rick knew that he was still in a simulation, and wondering if he suspected Morty was a fake. "Hungry for apples?" |
| 1 | 5 | Meeseeks and Destroy | 4 | "I'm |
| 1 | 6 | Rick Potion #9 | 6 | The actual best episode in the entire series. I love Jerry's character arc here, and the solution to the main problem really elevates the lore. |
| 1 | 7 | Raising Gazorpazorp | 3 | Not terrible but not very impactful, |
| 1 | 8 | Rixty Minutes | 5 | Improvised nonsense at its best, the first anthology episode of the series has to be the best. " |
| 1 | 9 | Something Ricked this Way Comes | 4 | The pluto storyline is boring, but you don't want to miss this one for the iconic bits, like Summer and Rick getting roided up to beat down bullies, and "You pass butter." "Oh my god." |
| 1 | 10 | Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind | 5 | First episode that introduces a substantial continuity and expands the lore. Hard to forget the |
| 1 | 11 | Ricksy Business | 4 | Can't miss the introduction to Bird Person, of course. Solid episode. |
| 2 | 1 | A Rickle in Time | 5 | I love this type of "high concept" sci fi. The B story with the Titanic was pretty boring though. |
| 2 | 2 | Mortynight Run | 4 | I'm not a huge fan of the moonman song, but this episode has some of the best one liners "Oh boy, here I go killing again!" |
| 2 | 3 | Auto Erotic Assimilation | 4 | Somewhat thought provoking. |
| 2 | 4 | Total Rickall | 5 | Classic Rick and Morty. I'm still not convinced Mr Poopybutthole isn't a memory parasite. |
| 2 | 5 | Get Schwifty | 4 | A lot of laughs, what else can I say? Except "Get schwifty!" |
| 2 | 6 | The Ricks must be Crazy | 5 | The best episode of the season. "Keep Summer safe." Perfect execution of a clever concept, |
| 2 | 7 | Big Trouble in Little Sanchez | 5 | "Get your shit together, put it in a backpack, just get it together." I was laughing the whole time, so many good bits. I like Jerry's solution to the B story, I wonder what happened to goddess Beth. |
| 2 | 8 | Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate | 4 | Not as funny as the first, but still funny. |
| 2 | 9 | Look Who's Purging Now | 4 | Funny, but a little too gratuitously violent for me. |
| 2 | 10 | The Wedding Squanchers | 5 | I love the lore episodes. Having just read "The Sociopath Next Door," I was beginning to think of Rick as a sociopath, but he does appear to have something of a conscience here. It's fun to think about! |
| 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | 5 | I'm craving szechuan sauce now. Okay, maybe Rick is just a sociopath. It's still fun to watch him outsmart everyone around him. |
| 3 | 2 | Rickmancing the Stone | 3 | This one feels a bit preachy or forced with its "moral." Still has a few funny bits though. |
| 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | 5 | "I'm pickle Rick!" |
| 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender | 5 | I guess we're just trashing on Rick this season, |
| 3 | 5 | The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy | 4 | It's got some strong moments and some weak moments. Am I grading these too well, |
| 3 | 6 | Rest and Ricklaxation | 3 | "In and out, 20 minute adventure!" Kept my attention at least. |
| 3 | 7 | The Ricklantis Mixup | 5 | Honestly kinda feels prescient, with the assassination attempt on the Morty candidate and then the very quick changes in the Citidel after the election.
|
| 3 | 8 | Morty's Mind Blowers | 4 | Not as good as Interdimensional Cable, but a good few laughs here and there. |
| 3 | 9 | The ABC's of Beth | 4 | "Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth" This one loses points for the very gross cannibal-incest plot point, but gains points for Beth's character arc. |
| 3 | 10 | The Rickchurian |
3 | I'm |
| 4 | 1 | Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat | 5 | "You little monster, I thought you were masturbating!" I love the concept of the death crystals and how Morty uses them. And the after credits reveal really pulls everything together. Best
|
| 4 | 2 | The Old Man and the Seat | 5 | OMG, confirmed, Rick uses Linux. Specifically he uses Debian, |
| 4 | 3 | One Crew over the Crewcoo's Nest | 5 | "You son of a bitch, I'm in!" I forgot "Elon Tusk" |
| 4 | 4 | Claw and Hoarder: Special Rick Tim's Morty | 2 | Maybe the first real dud in Rock and Morty. Boring, weird and unnecessarily sexual/incestuous. |
| 4 | 5 | Rattlestar Ricklactica | 4 | Time travel shenanigans. I'm pretty sure it doesn't make sense. Snake jazz. |
| 4 | 6 | Never Ricking Morty | 4 | Not as many with
|
| 4 | 7 | Promortyus | 4 | I like the concept, and I like the way the story is revealed non linearly |
| 4 | 8 | The Vat of Acid Episode | 4 | OMG, Rick is such a psycho. Includes a great bit of non verbal storytelling. |
| 4 | 9 | Childrick of Mort | 4 | "Getting high and playing video games is the best!" |
| 4 | 10 | Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri | 4 | I do always like the lore episodes, |
| 5 | 1 | Mort Dinner Rick Andre | 4 | Classic Rick and Morty. "Fuck off, I'm a time God!" |
| 5 | 2 | Mortyplicity | 5 | Another one of those sci fi concept episode that I really like. Decoys. My
|
| 5 | 3 | A Rickconvenient Mort | 4 | I didn't laugh much, The
|
| 5 | 4 | Rickdependence Spray | 2 | Yuck. Was this necessary? I didn't give it the lowest rating because I did laugh a little. |
| 5 | 5 | Amortycan Grickfitti | 3 | Boring for the most part,
|
| 5 | 6 | Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular | 3 | Not particularly interesting but not |
| 5 | 7 | Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion | 4 | A point away for integration of the giant incest space baby, |
| 5 | 8 | Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort | 4 | More lore. Pretty good. |
| 5 | 9 | Forgetting Sarick Mortshall | 4 | "Rick and Two Crows forever!" |
| 5 | 10 | Rickmurai Jack | 5 | Satisfying ending (?) to Evil Morty's arc. Makes me think about philosophy and stuff. |
| 6 | 1 | Solaricks | 4 | Solid lore episode "Parmesian. Gross." |
| 6 | 2 | Rick: A Mort Well Lived | 4 | Solid, but not too many laughs. |
| 6 | 3 | Bethic Twinstinct | 4 | I found this funny. |
| 6 | 4 | Night Family | 3 | It's fine. I have lost all sense of whether my ratings have any kind of objective meaning |
| 6 | 5 | Final DeSmithation | 3 | It's fine, I actually laughed quite a bit, but it left me feeling empty...or maybe I just feel empty right now. |
| 6 | 6 | JuRicksic Mort | 3 | Actually pretty funny, but missing some kind of spark? |
| 6 | 7 | Full Meta Jackrick | ||
| 6 | 8 | Analyze Piss | ||
| 6 | 9 | A Rick in King Mortur's Mort | ||
| 6 | 10 | Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation | ||
| 7 | 1 | "How Poopy Got His Poop Back | ||
| 7 | 2 | The Jerrick Trap | ||
| 7 | 3 | Air Force Wong | ||
| 7 | 4 | That's Amorte | ||
| 7 | 5 | Unmortricken | ||
| 7 | 6 | Rickfending Your Mort | ||
| 7 | 7 | Wet Kuat Amortican Summer | ||
| 7 | 8 | Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie | ||
| 7 | 9 | Mort: Ragnarick | ||
| 7 | 10 | Fear No Mort |